Marriage Jokes

1.My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
2.A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
3.I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “There was water in the carburetor.” I asked her, “Where’s the car?” She replied,” In the lake.”
4.The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
5.A woman was telling her friend, “I made my husband a Millionaire.” “And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend. “A billionaire.” she replied.