Interesting laws

Law of Queues

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
Law of Telephones

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
Law of Mechanical Repair

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of the Alibi

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Bath Theorem

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Law of Encounters

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
Law of the Result

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
Theatre Rule

People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.